What the hell is that fox doing?
probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
Well here on tumblr you’ll get yelled at if you say girls, so “people with vaginas” is the safest option
Just “people” might be offensive to a lot of people on its own here.
try “vagina-bearing entities”
imagine someone telling you theyve masturbated to you like how flattering would that be
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what I imagine it’s like to be a guy
this is exactly right
Sometimes I think about this gif.
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gigs: where you’ll meet attractive people with good music taste while looking like you’ve just done a marathon and been attacked by a bear
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